carnevore:

"Your paper must be more than one page long!"

(via dutchster)

bumbleshark:

that one fictional character you ship with six other characters

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shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

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clacl:

taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped

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kateordie:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

Oh my gosh

nathanthompson23:

jooliboo:

there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

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lasagnababy:

i have just about had it with my mom

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punkrockluna:

ilovecharts:

Hours Worked On Minimum Wage In Order To Pay For One University Credit Hour

*Flings this chart at baby boomers*

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jean-luc-gohard:

hipsteroatmeal:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

Urg

White people can literally be like

and be considered inherently better parents

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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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